Thursday, October 23, 2003

Will You Still Respect Me in the Morning?

Have you ever woken up and wondered two things:
1. Where am I?
2. What did I do last night?
That is what I was thinking this morning along with "How did I get so drunk?"
The answers to these questions are (in order of remembrance):
1. I am on the floor in one of the apartments with the girl across the hall.
2. I got really drunk celebrating this guy's birthday when I don't know the guy.
3. On top of my four beers, I finished off about 5 40s.

I think finishing off other people's beer is like eating food off of other people's plates. In the food sense, you don't realize you are eating so much until you end up fat. In the drink sense, you don't realize you are drinking so much until you end up drunk.

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