NEW PICTURES!!!

Slowly but surely I have been puting pictures of Tabitha's visit out here on the web. It is taking a while since I have over a hundred and her visit isn't even over yet. Crazy. Insane.

Comment My Foot

Dear seester, could you please change the comments on my blog to a system that works? Or tell me how? I'll do something that makes you icky, like clean up something bloody or pussing. Like a dead body. Have any dead bodies you need disposed of?

Comment My Foot

Dear seester, could you please change the comments on my blog to a system that works? Or tell me how? I'll do something that makes you icky, like clean up something bloody or pussing. Like a dead body. Have any dead bodies you need disposed of?

No $hit

Ok. I know this is like a no duh moment, but seester has a link to a article about pot smoking inhibiting intellect. I know most intelligent people would say in a sarcastic manner "no shit?". Well, my neighbor had a visitor in town who, when around somebody who had given up pot and was lighting up a cigarette, she said "I would rather smoke pot than tobacco because cigarettes just kill your lungs." Apparently she would rather kill her lungs and her brain at the same time.

Gmail chats

I have a fairly popular email address theme. I know this because I always have to spell mine differently, add underscores, or add numbers when I want the name on other sites. I got the goods on gmail and I'm very happy with it. Some chick named Elisabeth, apparently, has an address very close to mine. There is a person who keeps trying to contact her. I've tried to tell them I am not her, but they won't listen. Since gmail added chat, I finally got my first chat with this person who won't listen. I'd like to share it with you. *I changed her last name, but you'll get the idea.

THEM: hi
ME: hi
THEM: hello elisabeth how are you?
ME: this isn't elisabeth. i think you have the wrong address
THEM: yeah i bet you aren't elisabeth just as much as i'm not sharin
i mean sharon
ME: no. i'm serious. my name is georgia. i live in hawaii. and i am definately not elisabeth
THEM: hahahahaha
ME: look. i don't know how to make this any more clear. you have the wrong email address. perhaps you missed an underscore or something. look. this is my website if you don't believe. www.georgiahawaii.blogspot.com
the contact info is this email address
THEM: ok sure elisabeth quit joikng will ya?
ME: no. really. i am not elisabeth. i don't even know who you are. you really do have the wrong address.
THEM: sharon johnson* with the e-mail my idiot brother set up
ME: yeah, i know. i got the email. ever wonder why she never responded? because she didn't get it. don't feel bad though, i get mislabled emails all the time, people forget an underscore or a number and i get it
THEM: um.......
ME: did you go to the website?
THEM: no
ME: try it. it's my blog.
i don't know how to prove to you i am not elisabeth any more than i have
THEM: okay sure sometime or an other hey how is luther

And then I blocked them because they are an idiot.

Thank YOU Chuck Norris

These are Fact about Chuck Norris that are usually overlooked.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.