Scottish Sex

An Excerpt from Ghani's Blog:

"Things I'm learning from my neighbors upstairs:
After five minutes of loud, moaning sex (good job there, stud), the best thing to do is rearrange your furniture and start hammering at something on the wall. Or the floor. Then, start uncontrollably sobbing at the top of your lungs."

I heard this last night at the beginning of my drinking spree. It was shortened, only about 30 sec. of the loud sex followed by a fairly long period of furniture rearranging. The sobbing was barely audible because the room this was coming from was down the hall and up a floor.