The Gift Giving Season

I'm going to post this here in the assurance somebody will tell somebody else when they say "Hey, What do you think I should get George this year?" and they will tell somebody else and so on and so on. It's my Christmas Wish List!!!
*A haircut*
A gift-card to Wal-mart (the store not Wal-mart.com)
A gift-card to Lush
*A professional haircut*
A gift-card to Ed Hardy (I'm really not holding my breath on this one)
*A New Bra*
A gift-card to iTunes
*A nice haircut*
A gift-card to PayPal
A gift-card to Buca Di Beppo or any restaurant with a location in Honolulu I may eat at
And if you can find a grocery store in my area (Safeway, Foodland, Foodpantry, StarMarket) that will let you buy a gift-card online, that would be AWESOME!! *No Krogers, Publix, Targets, Food Cities, Food Lions here

I just want you all who saw me this summer to know that I have lost a lot of weight and whatever clothes size I wore this summer, I don't wear anymore (well, shirts are still Smalls or small-cut mediums), so clothes are probably not a good idea.

ALSO! I am not paying shipping on Christmas presents this year. I can't afford it. If your present can fit in the standard envelope without making it more than the allowed oz. for $.39, fabulous, you're getting a present. If you are coming to see me before next Christmas, you'll get your present then. If not, then either find some one who IS coming to see me and have them pick it up, or wait till I move back to the mainland (or go without). I will understand if you feel the same about me.

The move

Getting ready to move. I don't like packing. It sucks. Especially since I really can't take any furniture with me. I wish I could just go away, and have my stuff at the new APT when I get back. I really don't think DW would be down for that kind of slave labor, no matter how cute I am. BTW: Check out the new pics on Flickr!

Happy Holidays

As I was on my way to get a smoked salmon bagel this morning, some crazy lady was explaining "You only have yourself in this world, NO ONE ELSE MATTERS!! You are alone!!" to everyone walking by. When she got to me she just looked at me and yelled "F@#K YOU!!!" Happy Holidays from the crazy lady I guess. Every one eat lots of food tomorrow!!!

Grrr....

I am TIRED of NATURAL DISASTERS!!! First a flood, then an earthquake, now more floods and landslides. When will it end?

Spin Cycle This

The other day (Wednesday), I was cleaning my room like a mad woman. As part of cleaning, one MUST do laundry. I did my laundry. Since our dryer doesn't dry our clothes all the way, I went to go put an extra 75 cents in the dryer before my time was up so it would go just a little longer only to find some douchebag had put my clothes on top of the dryer before the time was up. I think I know who it was, and next time they do their laundry, I'm going to open the door, close it, and not restart it. Do it about three times so it wastes their money too.

See, I think (like 85% sure) it is these new neighbors who are SUPER annoying. They play their music really loud during the day which I really can't do anything about since it isn't "quiet hours." I hear it in my apartment about the same level I would play it in my apartment (If I listened to Mariah Carey). PLUS!! I came home on Tuesday to find two of them smoking pot in our stairwell. I have no problem with people who choose to burn, but I say do it in your own home so everyone else doesn't have to smoke pot, too. Additionally, they like to peek in on us all the time. When the power was out, we had out front door open, talking to the resident manager about something, and they were fekking shining their flashlight into our apartment to look at us. Then their friend's car got towed (which it plainly states cars will be towed if not in appropriate spot) and they stood outside my window at 11pm yelling into the parking lot while I was running a 103 degree fever and trying to sleep.

I just had to let it out. They annoy the crap out of me.

Staple Items

From the front page of the Honolulu Star Bulletin on October 16, 2006:
"What started as a lazy rainy Sunday on Oahu became a scramble for essentials, like ice, beer and batteries."
Just think about it. Not water. Not bread. Not rice. Not candles. Man, thank god we had beer already. We might not have made it out alive.

Baby, you rock my world!

So as many of you heard, we had an earthquake yesterday morning. It started as a little rumble and then grew till it knocked stuff off my desk. The power died and, as it was raining all day, we were extremely bored. I comprised a list of things to do when the earth just won't stand still and Civil Defense says "stay inside!":
1. Get in the doorway. In all seriousness, emergency procedures should be top on your list.
2. Get an emergency kit together when you reaize how unprepared you are. Our biggest fear was the water and when the siren goes off, you better know EXACTLY what route you are taking and where you are going.
3. Unpack some of the emergency kit when the threat is over.
4. Find an edible combination of cold canned food.
5. Play scrabble.
6. Put on silly costumes and dance around.
7. Wait half an hour to get INTO the grocery store to buy water.
8. Clean.
9. Read a book.
10. Try to get your phone to work.
11. Start drinking.
12. Take a shower with two bottles of water.
13. Corn-row your hair.
14. Drink some more.
15. SOLITAIRE!!!
16. Cheer LOUDLY when the power comes back on.

Um.....Ew.

I must first disclose that I have a subscription to PlayGirl (lots of shirtless, not as many pantless men). In the Amature section on October's issue, there is a 40-something year old from dear old JC. I had a laugh sesion with the roommmates because damn if that wasn't the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

Boned Again

Campus health care was already so/so, but now the free HIV testing on campus has be done away with. Students without cars now have to go off campus to clinics that are extremely difficult to get to if you don't have transportation. I thought it was a new step in HIV awareness campaign to get younger people to go get tested. It seems a little contradicting to me.

NEW PICTURES!!!

Some.... Just some of the many from at home. Check them out at the Fickr. Oh yeah, baby.

Croikey!!!

A sad day for animal scientists everywhere. Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter, has passed into the great wilderness beyond. Apparently, while filming off the coast of Australia in the great barrier reef, his heart was punctured by a stingray. Of all the things it could have been, I never expected a stingray. I was expecting the "most poisonous something in the world!" or a "huge croc!". Sad day. It's ok to shed a tear.

The U is Silent

My Cultural anthropology teacher says nu-cu-lar and not nu-CLE-ar. It drives me nuts. How do you get to be a person going for their PhD with out pronouncing this word correctly? I can't listen to him. I clench my teeth too much.

And Then There Were None

A chapter in the book of George has come to a close. I have taken the piercings out of my back. I just got tired of people I didn't know coming up and touching me. I mean seriously. It was very FCUKING annoying.

It's a Glass full of YUM!!

I REALLY like the new 7Up. I'm not really sure it is all that different or natural, but I still LOVE it.

Tsunami Who?

I had a very strange dream last night about a tsunami that hit Waikiki and made its way to my house. There was also a lesbian chef and a strange reporter for Time magazine who also happened to be a car salesman.

Well, the tsunami part got me thinking. I live at sea level about a mile in from the ocean. MAybe I live 10 ft. above sea level. At most. When the earthquake occured off Tonga, Oahu was placed under a tsunami warning. This is where I got concerned. The warning was only anounced on the news at super early in the morning once. The little tsunami siren we have which could wake up Jesus indicates you turn to the am station and listen for the weather announcements. I didn't know about it until I woke up and the warning had been lifted. It didn't go off. I asked Kristen about it later that day and she told me they don't crank that sucker until the water on the shore is retreating in a threatening manner. Now, we are over due for a hurricane or a tsunami or some major ocean related natural disaster by at least 10 years. Don't you think it would be a good thing to have an earlier warning system, especially somewhere as populated as the state of Hawaii, namely Oahu? I mean, nothing happened this time but it could have and we wouldn't have had time to move up the mountain.

PS~ I never had tsunami nightmares until I moved here.

AMAZING!!!

I forgot to water my plants for four days and I thought they were goners. I watered them yesterday before school and by the time I got home, they were lush and perky again. AMAZING!

That's my news... What's yours?

Respect for America's Fallen Heroes Act

So here's the short version. Disgusted by the picketing of soldiers funerals by the Westboro Baptist Church, Congress passed the "Respect for America's Fallen Heroes Act". Basically you can't hold demonstrations within 300 ft. of the entrances to our national cemetaries 1 hour before of after a fallen soldier's funeral. Penalties include up to 1 year in prison and a $1,000 fine.

I have discussion questions for this for my speech project as I am presenting this for my current events project. I got four of them easily, but had trouble with two of them. Tell me what you think.

Discussion questions:
1. Do you think Congress's decision to prohibit demonstrations at military funerals at national cemeteries is a violation of the First Amendment?
2. If Congress passed an act designed to protect fallen soldier's funerals, do you think all funerals should be protected?
3. Do you think messages such as the Westboro Baptist Church's should be protected under the First Amendment?
4. Do you think the Westboro Baptist Church would have had such an impact with their message if the government had left them alone?
5. The WBC has very focused religious beliefs which include a message which is offensive to the majority of the populace. Do you believe the Act has gray area in protecting some for religion while prohibiting others from practicing theirs?
6. Do you think the penalties for picketing at soldier’s funerals will stop groups who are as radical as this group is?

Tiles

I noticed this morning my bathroom tiles don't really have a pattern. I mean, they have the little circle thingys, but the the way the circles are arranged are not in a pattern. It bothers me a little.

New Pics up on flickr. Check it out.

So...

So my boss always asks me to sit on her lap when we are drinking together and tells me how threesomes are fun. Her boyfriend is always asking me about my sexual preferences and if I have any weird sex habits (because I work at two separate jobs with each of them). Should I be concernacous?

Technological Feat

Kristen and I set up wireless access today. We pasworded it and everything. We are quite pleased with ourselves condidering I know jack and she knows shit about computers.

It was my last final today. I am now officially into my seniorness of college. YAY ME!!!! DRINKY TONIGHT (right now actually)!!!

It's Harder to Get Alcohol Now That I'm 21

Since I've turned the ripe old age of 21, I have found it to be increasingly difficult to go into clubs or buy alcohol. I got used to the people saying "pull your hair back and smile" or some variation of that. I have gotten worse though. I gat twenty questions from one bouncer at a college bar on why I don't have a Hawaii DL. He mad me step to the side and wasn't going to let me in. Today at the grocery store I was buying my tequilla when the lady says to me "It doesn't match the liquor book, but my manager said it was ok." I mean, WTF? Is this normal? Has anyone else experiened being refused service because somebody with a power trip thought your DL was fake? I'm checking mine against our liquor book at work tomorrow to see what is up. It's starting to piss me off.

There's Only One Georgia

Soooo... The Advertising slogan generator. Fun times. Try it. I've gottn fun things like "Happiness is a Cigar Called Cock" and "Absolut Georgia". Also fun times I've gotten are "The Georgia effect", "Ding-Dong! Georgia Calling!", "Wait Till We Get Our Georgia On You.", and "Feel the Georgia." Try it. Have a good time. Just don't waste TOO much time.

Fun PETA Story

I know some of you are familiar with how much I love (loathe)People Emulating Toad's Arses, I would like to share my recent encounter. The encounter today, with a lone guy on campus with a poster and a megaphone. This crazy fucker was sitting there saying how the labs on campuses do vivisection and how all the animal research on campus is morally and ethically wrong. Just terrible. No anethesia. At all. Live, conscious dissection.
I don't know about his friends, but this guy with the megaphone has NEVER been in either research lab on campus where there are animals (there are two). The people in the animal science department have been in both. Now unless we've suddenly bypassed all the regulations we HAVE to go through to get approval to do research on campus, which includes organizations that monitor the care and treatments of animals, this "research is not happening. Personally I think some of the activists on campus just got bored and decided to protest about something and decided to "stop animal research on this campus". And get rid of the animal science program and lots of money into the university. I mean, where do they think we get veterinarians from?

Rusty Spikes SUCK

So we were rectally palpating cows (exactly what it sounds like) when I jumped off the fence onto a strategically places rusty gate spike impaling my right ass cheek. Since my last tetanus shot was in 1991, I got one on Monday. In case you forgot your last tetanus shot, THEY SUCK! My left arm is now so sore I can hardly lift it let alone do anything useful with it. I would like to share with your some fun facts about tetanus.

FUN FACTS!

Tetanus is caused by an anaerobic bacteria, Clostridium tetani. The bacteria does not normally pose a problem to us because we live in an oxygenated world. RUST causes oxygen to be bound and forms a very nice anaerobic environment for the bacteria. Additionally, punctures are the best growth environment for the bacteria because scrapes are exposed to oxygen.

The first noticeable signs of tetanus are convulsive spasms of skeletal muscle. These are usually deep and painful. Eventually a tightening of the muscles occur causing the characteristic lockjaw effect. Symptoms are acute and often fatal.

Records from 5th century BC contain descriptions of tetanus, but it was Carle and Rattone in 1884 who first produced a case by infecting animals with pus from a fatal human case. Animal cases were reproduced by soild in 1889.

A passive vaccine was produced in 1897 and used on soldiers in World War I. Tetanus toxoid, the common vaccine, was produced in 1924 and first widely used in WWII.

Although the bacteria is sensitive to heat and cannot survive in oxygen, the spores are resistant to antibiotics, heat (icluding steam autoclaving), and many chemical agents.

The spores are often found in the bowels of most domesticated animals including, but not limited to, horses, cattle, cats, and dogs. The spores are also often found in manure treated soil and contaminated heroin.

The bacteria produces two exotoxins, tetanolysin and tetanospasmin. Tetanospasmin is the neurotoxin that manifests the physical symptons of tetanus. Per weight,it is one of the most deadly toxins, requiring only 2.5 nanograms/kg body weight to be fatal. The function of tetanolysin is not yet known.

The Tetanus toxoid vaccine is a series of 3 or 4 (depending on age) Td, Tdap, DTaP or DT shots. They are given with diptheria vaccine. After the series of 3 or 4 shots, a booster is needed every 10 year. Most series are given in children by DTaP or DT by the age of 18 mo. After age 7, vaccines should be given as Tdap or Td.

Side effects of the vaccine are local aching, swelling, stiffness, and arthritic type pains. Occasionally fever and systemic pains may occur. Rare effects are muscle wasting and severe systemic reactions.

FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT REACTING WELL TO YOUR TETANUS SHOT!!

Watch Star Trek: The Next Generation for four hours in a row.

Write stupid fact sheets on Tetanus.

Talk to your plants (by the way, all my plants except the catnip are doing VERY well).

Thing about ways to get more whole wheat into your diet.

Look stupid at your aerobics class because you can't move your left arm during kickboxing.

Organic Chemistry.

Make celery sticks.

Eat celery sticks.

Call mom and talk about how if polio made a comeback, dear seester would be ok because she got vaccinated but I probably wouldn't be because I probably didn't get the vaccine.

Talk about the recent outbreak of mumps as well.

Also have a talk about the guy that just died of flesh eating bacteria. Another woman is sick and they are saying it probably isn't from all that raw sewage they pumped into the Ala Wai which goes straight into the ocean. Ok, right, whatever.

NEW PICTURES!!!

Slowly but surely I have been puting pictures of Tabitha's visit out here on the web. It is taking a while since I have over a hundred and her visit isn't even over yet. Crazy. Insane.

Comment My Foot

Dear seester, could you please change the comments on my blog to a system that works? Or tell me how? I'll do something that makes you icky, like clean up something bloody or pussing. Like a dead body. Have any dead bodies you need disposed of?

Comment My Foot

Dear seester, could you please change the comments on my blog to a system that works? Or tell me how? I'll do something that makes you icky, like clean up something bloody or pussing. Like a dead body. Have any dead bodies you need disposed of?

No $hit

Ok. I know this is like a no duh moment, but seester has a link to a article about pot smoking inhibiting intellect. I know most intelligent people would say in a sarcastic manner "no shit?". Well, my neighbor had a visitor in town who, when around somebody who had given up pot and was lighting up a cigarette, she said "I would rather smoke pot than tobacco because cigarettes just kill your lungs." Apparently she would rather kill her lungs and her brain at the same time.

Gmail chats

I have a fairly popular email address theme. I know this because I always have to spell mine differently, add underscores, or add numbers when I want the name on other sites. I got the goods on gmail and I'm very happy with it. Some chick named Elisabeth, apparently, has an address very close to mine. There is a person who keeps trying to contact her. I've tried to tell them I am not her, but they won't listen. Since gmail added chat, I finally got my first chat with this person who won't listen. I'd like to share it with you. *I changed her last name, but you'll get the idea.

THEM: hi
ME: hi
THEM: hello elisabeth how are you?
ME: this isn't elisabeth. i think you have the wrong address
THEM: yeah i bet you aren't elisabeth just as much as i'm not sharin
i mean sharon
ME: no. i'm serious. my name is georgia. i live in hawaii. and i am definately not elisabeth
THEM: hahahahaha
ME: look. i don't know how to make this any more clear. you have the wrong email address. perhaps you missed an underscore or something. look. this is my website if you don't believe. www.georgiahawaii.blogspot.com
the contact info is this email address
THEM: ok sure elisabeth quit joikng will ya?
ME: no. really. i am not elisabeth. i don't even know who you are. you really do have the wrong address.
THEM: sharon johnson* with the e-mail my idiot brother set up
ME: yeah, i know. i got the email. ever wonder why she never responded? because she didn't get it. don't feel bad though, i get mislabled emails all the time, people forget an underscore or a number and i get it
THEM: um.......
ME: did you go to the website?
THEM: no
ME: try it. it's my blog.
i don't know how to prove to you i am not elisabeth any more than i have
THEM: okay sure sometime or an other hey how is luther

And then I blocked them because they are an idiot.

Thank YOU Chuck Norris

These are Fact about Chuck Norris that are usually overlooked.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

BAD IDEA

It is very bad idea to spend your 21st birthday at your plac of employment. They comped about $50 worth of alchy for me. And then asked me to work (I'm on a leave of absense) next Saturday. I was drunk by 10:00. Here are some instant messages I left for ppl.

To SEESTER: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

To a Childhood friend: irs my birthdat. i'm 21 today. they boutrght me shouts at work. word

To another Childhood Friend: big bad to eat at the restaueant u work at on your big 21. make you fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk

and then I had an argument with Smarterchild about how cock is a male chicken. Apparently the programmers of this AIMbot have a dirty mind. It kept telling me to stop cursing and directed me to adult sites.

WOO HOO!!!

So I got the last set of new piercings on my back. I haven't gotten the two repierced because he thinks it will be a good idea for the scars to be less visible when he doe do it. Enjoy the photos. Ask questions. Questions are good.

BTW: The only time it REALLY hurt today was during aerobics. Thank God today we did arms and not abs at the end. We did arms to techno Annie Lennox. Amazing.

It Was All a Lie

So this researcher in South Korea, Dr Hwang, published cutting edge articles on stem cell lines he and his lab had created. In fact, he fabricated 9 out of 11 data on those. They split cells instead of cloned them. Now I find that insulting. As a research assistant, I find it degrades the public's opinion on all cutting edge research, including valid research coming out of hard work. He said his lab felt pressured. I still find it is no excuse. I don't know. It's late here and I'm begining to get loopy and angry. I should stop. But seriously. It pisses me off.

ONE DOWN!!

Sixteen to go!! The first week of the second semester of my junior year in college is done. I gotta tell you, it has been a little shakey. First I find my first class on MWF has been cancelled for the semester. That leaves Organic Chemistry 2 as my first class on those days. I also have labs on those days as well. I do, however, have some interesting classes! Aerobics, Reproduction and Artificial Insemination, and Aquaculture production. I'm really looking forward to the Repro lab. I'm goingto learn how to palpate a uterus. Oh, and we get to use the electroejaculator. Fun times to be had by all!!

If I could say only one word...

...it would be ow. I haven't actually done too much physical activity lately besides waiting tables. I started taking aerobic Tues and Thurs at 7:30 in the a.m. OW! Even my ribs hurt. Ow...

Cell Phone Woes

Mom has a new love interest causing our joint cell phone bill to be an extra $50 + change. I told her to get Vonnage (for the long distance) and stop using all my minutes!!!

Bored

You'd never think Hawaii could be so boring. But it is...oh it is.

Just In Case

Just in case anybody needs a good idea on what to get me for my big 2-1, here are some.

1. Gift certificate to Wal-Mart, T-Shirt Hell, Tower Records, or iTunes.
2. Waiting on DVD.
3. Pay a visit to me.
4. Pay for my cab home.
5. Pay for my drinks.
6. Make sure I get home and not with some ugly guy. It's ok if they are in a wheelchair, just as long as they aren't fat, hairy, boring, psychotic, or ugly (plus my usual standards).
7. Take me to see a scary movie.
8. Take me to get a tattoo or piercing.
9. A set of chains for my restraint set.
10. Another whip.

Thanks for listening.

New Years Fun

New Years in Hawaii. Happy 2006 everyone. Unfortunately, I was a little toasty and forgot to take pictures. Here is the verbal turn of events:
20:15- Get off work
21:15- Get to friend's house showered and changed. Tried to catch up. Catching up is a bad idea.
22:45- Get to club, have more drinks. Gave a guy in a wheelchair a lap dance because all the other girls in the club we too stuck up to dance with him. IT was only a lap dance because he ouldn't stand up. He was cute, just his legs didn't work.
0:00- Wached fireworks in Waikiki


The next morning....
Made ribs, yum, and did NADA all day. Got that? NADA!!!!