After 5 people finished 1.5 handles of hard alcohol, I realized that world was suddenly a lot more happy. I also realized some essential truths for a crazy tropical party.
1. People enjoy taking shots with you, no matter how full the shot glass is.
2. People enjoy listening to you struggle to count to a hundred in a language you barely know and have to contort your vocal cords for.
3. It is impossible to resolve an argument when drunk because both parties believe they are right. (I know I am right. Somebody tried to tell me Agent Orange was a viral infection and E. bola was derived from it.)
4. It is never a good idea to booty dance on a friend when they are drunk because they think you want to "take it to the next level".
5. It is usually beneficial to get home before 5:30 am.
6. They people above me left their alarm clock on again for 5:00.
7. When drunk, people don't care about the silk tie you bought at the silent auction, even if you insist that they do.
8. Positive messages to sisters on phone are very easy to leave.
9. It sucks when you run out of milk for cereal when drunk/hungover.
10. Rock climbers, when drunk, like to climb on ledges/walls/outsides of lanais and talk about counting to a hundred in different languages.
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