I Want a Man Named Mac

I want a Mac for my very own. I want to have a little Mac to play with on a daily business. I like my PC and it is wonderful for stuff, but I really want a Mac to take up permanent redsidence. I was thinking either an eMac or a Mac Mini. I think I would have to wait until I get to where I'm going to be for a while, whether it be a new school or a new apartment with a new roommate (that's in the cooker as we speak). Finacial and logistical reasons of course. If I do stay here, I also want to get a crappy car, moped, or a crotch rocket. Unless somebody wants to drive my car to California. Hmmm...