Fiber and Calcium

The nutrition people on the same floor as me fillay broke my will to eat junk food all the time. Those damn "Overweight? Try Fiber!" and "Osteoperosis kills!" signs (maybe I'm exaggerating) finally convinced me to buy and abundance of vegetables and yogurt. This in turn made me want to do yoga before school for some unimaginable reason. I've even started buying organic products eventhough they are more expensive and I have no money. It's those damn hippies wanna-bes with those dreadlocks and wierd west-south-central-African horn tube instuments with buttons and strings and bongos smoking weed all the time. Is it possible I've gotten a contact buzz from living in this state?