Just In Case

Just in case anybody needs a good idea on what to get me for my big 2-1, here are some.

1. Gift certificate to Wal-Mart, T-Shirt Hell, Tower Records, or iTunes.
2. Waiting on DVD.
3. Pay a visit to me.
4. Pay for my cab home.
5. Pay for my drinks.
6. Make sure I get home and not with some ugly guy. It's ok if they are in a wheelchair, just as long as they aren't fat, hairy, boring, psychotic, or ugly (plus my usual standards).
7. Take me to see a scary movie.
8. Take me to get a tattoo or piercing.
9. A set of chains for my restraint set.
10. Another whip.

Thanks for listening.