Wednesday, March 17, 2004

I Am the MASTER!

Being sick gives me insight into how much control I have. So far I have at least 3 guys who said they would take care of me, 2 who professed undying love for me, and 3 separate guys who have gotten REALLY upset (like bitch crying upset) when I told them, "I don't like you, get the fuck out of my room," or "You need to leave. Right now." That is 7 guys in my life that I currently have control over (I don't like 3 of them, obviously, but still I have control). There have been some in the past, but currently, there are 7. HAHAHA!!! I am the master! Bow down, bitch!!

*I have taken copious amounts of cold medicine. I may be slightly delirious. I am, however, still the master.

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